April 2, 2005
shmeiliarockie: And we’re back after a long creative hiatus!
shmeiliarockie: I’m Shmeilia Rockie, and I will reintroduce everyone so any n00bs will know who’s who around here.
shmeiliarockie: scoe@kcai.edu is Scoe. She’s an art student who likes photography.
shmeiliarockie: Rowena Rockie is my twin sister, and her handle is jilted_noir.
shmeiliarockie: It used to be “GoAWAY” but Scoe thought that was too uncreative and gave her this new one. It suits her quite well, IMHO.
shmeiliarockie: And then there’s Rabid Fangirl. She’s twelve, and keeps bishonen locked in her closet against their will. Her handle is, appropriately enough, fangurl4eva.
shmeiliarockie: The four of us make up the core psyche of Sheila Coe.
shmeiliarockie: But there are more than just us here in what Sheila calls “Brainster HQ” Davis?
Br0ken_Ang3l: Thank you, Shmeilia.
Br0ken_Ang3l: I’m Davis Michaels, and Sheila likes to abuse me.
shmeiliarockie: Davis!
Br0ken_Ang3l: What? It’s true! I’m the star of a novel Sheila is writing about a girl who abuses her boyfriend. Better?
shmeiliarockie: I guess.
Br0ken_Ang3l: Shmeilia’s boyfriend is Tyler Haston, the lead singer of the pop band Destined. He goes by kc_masterpiece.
shmeiliarockie: That doesn’t mean he’s narcissistic. He likes barbeque. ^___^
Br0ken_Ang3l: Right. His twin brother Matt’s handle is liquid_ice.
Br0ken_Ang3l: The newest addition to Sheila’s brain is a man by the name of King, who is based on a real-life person she knows.
Br0ken_Ang3l: He is the only African-American person in her brain, useless FYI.
Br0ken_Ang3l: Anyway, he’s diadem.
Br0ken_Ang3l: number2 is Maigri, who’s a Christmas Elf. He doesn’t come around very often because he’s busy 24/7.
Br0ken_Ang3l: And then there are the two weirdest members of her brain, the little cartoony monsters named Garz (scuttle360) and Zarg (toasterhappy).
Br0ken_Ang3l: They eat metal. Zarg is obsessed with toasters.
Br0ken_Ang3l: Now for the not-so-nice characters. Back to you, Shmeilia.
shmeiliarockie: Thanks, Davis.
shmeiliarockie: Keesma was once Hecate, the Greek goddess of black magic.
shmeiliarockie: But she messed up and lost her title, but she still does some pretty creepy stuff.
shmeiliarockie: Her handle is hecate666. She appeared the same time Garz and Zarg did, and used to be their master.
shmeiliarockie: And last but certainly not least there is Travis. Travis, like King, used to be a real person.
shmeiliarockie: Sheila and Travis were in the same class Freshman year, but he dropped out and moved into her brain.
shmeiliarockie: He is the sole maker of Enhanced Coffee™, which he makes with the combination hookah and coffee maker from the Aladdin movie.
shmeiliarockie: He bought said hookah from Ebay for a whopping $5 because Disney was cleaning out their old props warehouse or something.
shmeiliarockie: Anyway, he really likes hallucinogenic substances and his screen name is bongboi.
shmeiliarockie: He’s a jerk who cusses a lot.
shmeiliarockie: I think that’s it…
shmeiliarockie: Oh yeah, the other two members of Destined might also pop by from time to time.
shmeiliarockie: Aaron Wyantt is awkeys and Zeke Foster is captainM.
shmeiliarockie: But like Maigri, they’re really busy.
Br0ken_Ang3l: And those are just the main original characters.
Br0ken_Ang3l: I won’t mention most of the appropriated ones, because there’s dozens of them.
Br0ken_Ang3l: However, there are a few who get talked about more than others.
Br0ken_Ang3l: They are Dash-X (Eerie, Indiana), Mozenrath (Aladdin: the animated series), and Bova (Space Cases).
shmeiliarockie: And don’t forget the true-life musician Duncan Sheik.
Br0ken_Ang3l: They live in the basement of Sheila’s brain with all the other non-original characters and never participate in our conversations.
Br0ken_Ang3l:It’s like a whole different world down there.
shmeiliarockie: A short tour of the HQ: We have a living room featuring Nickelodeon’s Big Orange Couch™ and walls made of aquariums.
shmeiliarockie: A kitchen, a room for Enhanced Coffee™ making and drinking, a recording studio, numerous bedrooms… The basement of course…
shmeiliarockie: Out back is a heated pool.
shmeiliarockie: I think we have an attic… Don’t we?
Br0ken_Ang3l: Yeah, but it’s locked and I really don’t want to know what’s up there.
shmeiliarockie: Good point. We also have a kitty! ^__^
shmeiliarockie: His name is Casey (caseycat), and he’s a big ol’ orange tabby with a white belly. He’s Tyler’s kitty, and he’s really vocal.
Br0ken_Ang3l: He’s really fat. Shmeilia likes feeding him table scraps and stuff.
Br0ken_Ang3l: Garz and Zarg can understand his cat-speak, but the rest of us can’t.
shmeiliarockie: So, yeah, that’s it! I hope I haven’t confused anyone too much!
Br0ken_Ang3l: See you around.

April 9, 2005
shmeiliarockie: Then I woke up
shmeiliarockie: Yeah, really. You’re telling me!
Br0ken_Ang3l: So, do you know what’s up with Scoe?
shmeiliarockie: huh? Something’s wrong?
Br0ken_Ang3l: She’s been acting funny all week…
fangurl4eva: i thing shez got a crush on sumbody
fangurl4eva: shez bin practially floatin of the grond
shmeiliarockie: I wonder who it is?
jilted_noir: I know who it is **snicker**
shmeiliarockie: Well, who?
jilted_noir: **chuckle** Not telling
Br0ken_Ang3l: She doesn’t know
*scoe@kcai.edu signed on
scoe@kcai.edu: ^___^ Hi guys! How’s it going?
Br0ken_Ang3l: …
shmeiliarockie: o_O
jilted_noir: haha
fangurl4eva: grate
fangurl4eva: how r u
scoe@kcai.edu: I feel wonderful! Isn’t it such a beautiful day?
jilted_noir: sure, especially if you’ve got a crush on a certain classmate
scoe@kcai.edu: **giggles**
shmeiliarockie: … !
shmeiliarockie: **faints**
Br0ken_Ang3l: …
fangurl4eva: hehe, shmelia fanted
jilted_noir: **shakes head** What I want to know is, why HIM?
jilted_noir: He’s not even attractive
scoe@kcai.edu: He is to me. ^__^
fangurl4eva: his brains the size of $texas and she things dats hawttttttttttt
jilted_noir: good god, Scoe
scoe@kcai.edu: What? I like the intelligent ones. Excuse me for not judging solely on looks alone
fangurl4eva: u cn haff him i wont stop u
scoe@kcai.edu: I’m so glad I have your blessing, Rabid.
Br0ken_Ang3l: …
jilted_noir: I think you’ve sent him into shock, Scoe
scoe@kcai.edu: **pats Davis on the head**
Br0ken_Ang3l: I need to lay down…
*Br0ken_Ang3l is Away: **stumbles out of room**
scoe@kcai.edu: Is it that hard to believe?
fangurl4eva: yes
jilted_noir: I think we’d all pegged you as asexual. I myself suspected you were a lesbian
jilted_noir: You surprised me
scoe@kcai.edu: Nope, I’m totally straight. ^___^
jilted_noir: Stop grinning like that, it’s creepy
scoe@kcai.edu: I can’t help it ^__________^
jilted_noir: You look like Fangirl when you do that **leaves in disgust**
fangurl4eva: hey i resnt that
scoe@kcai.edu: ^_____________________^

April 11, 2005
5:20 PM
fangurl4eva: and then she lept on hm
shmeiliarockie: Talk about being out of character!
Br0ken_Ang3l: Okay, back up… Hermione and WHO?
*jilted_noir74 signed on
jilted_noir: BEEP!
shmeiliarockie: Watch the language, there are children present!
fangurl4eva: im not a child!!!1!
jilted_noir: Sure coulda fooled me you little BEEP!
Br0ken_Ang3l: What’s wrong, Rowena?
*scoe@kcai.edu signed on
scoe@kcai.edu: …
jilted_noir: **points** THAT.
scoe@kcai.edu: …
shmeiliarockie: What happened? This is the opposite of how she was a few days ago
jilted_noir: The BEEPer has a girlfriend. And she’s so genuinely BEEPing nice even I can’t bring myself to hate her
jilted_noir: And that’s saying something
Br0ken_Ang3l: It was just a crush, though, right?
scoe@kcai.edu: **gives Davis the Look of DOOM™**
shmeiliarockie: Not helping, Davis
Br0ken_Ang3l: Shutting up now
fangurl4eva: u lik brainy boiz right ill lend u bova
shmeiliarockie: Like heck you will! Bova’s my man! You hear me? MINE!!
Br0ken_Ang3l: Shmeilia, what would Tyler say?
fangurl4eva: hehe shmeila stil likes bova after all thes years
fangurl4eva: SHMELIAS LIKES BOVA AND HES NOT REAL HAHAHAHA!!!11!!1!one!
*shmeiliarockie signed off
fangurl4eva: crap
jilted_noir: You’d better run, Fangirl! She looks pissed!
*fangurl4eva signed off
scoe@kcai.edu: …
jilted_noir: Wow, I’ve never seen anyone run quite that fast! That’s gotta be a new house record
Br0ken_Ang3l: **hugs Scoe** I know it doesn’t feel like it now, but everything will be alright
scoe@kcai.edu: …
scoe@kcai.edu: …
scoe@kcai.edu: I’LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN!
jilted_noir: **slaps forehead** BEEP!
7:30 PM
bongboi: Hey BEEPes! I heard someone playing my song!
kc_masterpiece: … I thought I got rid of you.
bongboi: You can’t BEEPing keep me down!
diadem: Travis my man! How you been?
*kc_masterpiece signed off
bongboi: BEEPer
diadem: Did ya hear about what Shmeilia did ta Fangirl?
bongboi: Hear about it? Why do you think I came back?
bongboi: Fangirl screaming unholy BEEPing bloody murder is like sweet music to my ears
diadem: Who knew a simple crush could cause so much damage, ya know what I’m saying?
bongboi: You mean how could a simple crush cause so much hilarity?
bongboi: I’ve never seen Shmeilia so effing bonkers before
bongboi: Nor have I seen Fangirl… Well, heheh
bongboi: I’m proud of Shmeilia.
diadem: You kiddin’ me? You weren’t there!
bongboi: True
diadem: I’m gonna have nightmares for weeks
bongboi: BEEP, if it gave you nightmares… I’m really sad I missed it
*hecate666 signed on
hecate666: Okay, where’s the maple syrup?
diadem: Oh sweet Jesus, I’m gonna be sick!
10:17 PM
jilted_noir: It’s okay to be mad, you know
scoe@kcai.edu: I can’t… Not at her…
jilted_noir: You don’t have to be mad at anyone. Not her, or him, or God, or yourself…
jilted_noir: But anger is a very natural human reaction; you shouldn’t be afraid of it
*scoe@kcai.edu signed off
*scoe@kcai.edu signed on
jilted_noir: wb
scoe@kcai.edu: You’re right. I just pitched that story I started the other day
jilted_noir: Good for you Scoe! You don’t need any of that sugarcoated unreality anyway
scoe@kcai.edu: I think I might write a story based on what happened… After the wound has healed
jilted_noir: Erm, maybe… Waiting is a good idea, though. Don’t start on it now
scoe@kcai.edu: No, I’ve got too much on my plate right now anyway
jilted_noir: Not that that stopped you before… **wink**
scoe@kcai.edu: Thanks so much for all you’ve done for me, Rowena. It really means a lot
jilted_noir: No problem…I know what it feels like to get burned. It sucks
jilted_noir: Just don’t start thinking I’ve gone soft or anything, okay?
scoe@kcai.edu: Oh no. Of course not. Is it too much to ask for a hug?
jilted_noir: Afraid so. Sorry. I do have a reputation to keep, after all
scoe@kcai.edu: I understand.
jilted_noir: **looks around nervously** Oh come here! **bear hugs Scoe**
jilted_noir: …
jilted_noir: This never happened
scoe@kcai.edu: **smiles** Forgetting!
jilted_noir: Let’s bug Travis to make us some of his “special” coffee
scoe@kcai.edu: Normally I would decline that offer but right about now it sounds pretty good
jilted_noir: Yum, Enhanced Coffee™, here we come! ^__^
*jilted_noir74 signed off
*scoe@kcai.edu signed off
April 12, 2005
*jilted_noir74 signed on
jilted_noir: Hey Scoe, how ya doing?
scoe@kcai.edu: Eh, alright
scoe@kcai.edu: better than yesterday, anyway
jilted_noir: That’s good
*liquid_ice signed on
jilted_noir: Haston
scoe@kcai.edu: Hello, M-M- **chokes**
scoe@kcai.edu: …
jilted_noir: Haston, Scoe. Call him Haston.
scoe@kcai.edu: Haston, thank you.
liquid_ice: Hey, Scoe. I heard what happened
scoe@kcai.edu: Yes, well, I suppose everyone has by now
scoe@kcai.edu: But what can I do?
scoe@kcai.edu: At least I didn’t have any nightmares about it last night
liquid_ice: I got a question
jilted_noir: Please, lets move away from this painful topic
scoe@kcai.edu: Shoot, M- Haston
liquid_ice: What should we call our upcoming album?
jilted_noir: Ugh, you’re still making that crap?
liquid_ice: Excuse me
jilted_noir: I won’t hide the fact that I think you guys suck, sorry
liquid_ice: Yeah, well, I asked Scoe anyway
scoe@kcai.edu: How about naming it after one of your songs?
scoe@kcai.edu: What are they, anyway?
liquid_ice: Oh! Right
liquid_ice: “Politics and Rainy Saturdays”, “Outside”, “Wishful Thinking”, “Older, Wiser”, “Leave It Alone”
liquid_ice: “Cold Reality”, “Let Me Tell You the Story of How I Lost My Heart Last Monday Afternoon” – (The bonus track)
liquid_ice: “If Only It Was That Easy”, “Don’t Wake Up Just Yet”, and “Daisies and Roses Part Deux” (instrumental)
scoe@kcai.edu: Only ten tracks?
liquid_ice: Yeah, “Daisies and Roses Part Deux” is really long. Aaron got carried away when he wrote it
liquid_ice: Did you know he’s scoring a movie now?
jilted_noir: **Yawn**
scoe@kcai.edu: Really?
*jilted_noir74 is Away: Snoozer! Time for coffee
liquid_ice: Humph
liquid_ice: Yeah, he’s been in “tortured artist” mode for weeks now
liquid_ice: All locked up in his room for days at a time
scoe@kcai.edu: I know how that goes… I used to be quite the picture of the “tortured artist” mys
scoe@kcai.edu: *myself
liquid_ice: Sometimes I wonder if he’s died in there
*kc_masterpiece signed on
scoe@kcai.edu: I’m all for calling it “Let me tell you the story of how I lost my heart last Monday”
liquid_ice: hheh
kc_masterpiece: It’s too long
liquid_ice: I wrote that one
liquid_ice: Tyler’s right, it wouldn’t fit on an album cover
scoe@kcai.edu: But what about “Two lefts don’t make a right, but three do” or “I don’t think there’s no need to bring nothin’”
kc_masterpiece: No good
liquid_ice: LMTYtSoHILMHLM is still longer than both those titles put together… Almost
kc_masterpiece: Matt and I want to call it “Just Wait”, but Aaron wants to call it “Politics and Rainy Saturdays”, and Zeke is undecided
scoe@kcai.edu: …
scoe@kcai.edu: Don’t mention that name
kc_masterpiece: What name?
liquid_ice: Mine
kc_masterpiece: Oh! **slaps forehead** Sorry, I totally wasn’t thinking
scoe@kcai.edu: … No, it’s okay
scoe@kcai.edu: I just need to get over it
kc_masterpiece: You sure?
scoe@kcai.edu: Yeah, I’m sure
scoe@kcai.edu: Walking on eggshells around me won’t help the problem any
scoe@kcai.edu: So why “Just Wait”?
liquid_ice: It’s part of “Don’t Wake Up Just Yet”
kc_masterpiece: “Hold on/ Just wait/ Don’t wake up just yet/ Your dreams don’t need to die this way”
kc_masterpiece: Its our favorite line
scoe@kcai.edu: Thank you. I know you didn’t write that for me, but it sure helps
liquid_ice: You’re welcome!
kc_masterpiece: Anyway to help
scoe@kcai.edu: Could you sing it for me?
liquid_ice: Sure
kc_masterpiece: I don’t know why not
scoe@kcai.edu: ^__^ Thanks so much
*kc_masterpiece is Away: I’m drowning forever here, subsurface
*liquid_ice is Away: Let me sing a little song for you
*scoe@kcai.edu is Away: You say that it’s over, you say it’s the end, but it’s not as bad as you think
*jilted_noir74 is Back
*fangurl4eva signed on
fangurl4eva: but i want to listen to them sing!
jilted_noir: No! You let them be
fangurl4eva: fine so wht do u want?
jilted_noir: I want to hook Scoe up with someone
jilted_noir: To ease her pain
fangurl4eva: ok jus not another brianster
jilted_noir: Why not?
fangurl4eva: if it didnt work wed never here the end of it
jilted_noir: Wow, what a rare moment of insight, Fangirl
jilted_noir: I hate to say it but you’re right
fangurl4eva: i know all about this stuff u now
fangurl4eva: i look like a litle girl act like a little gril
fangurl4eva: but im really not
jilted_noir: Yeah yeah, I get it
jilted_noir: So what do we do?
fangurl4eva: nothing
jilted_noir: Nothing? We do nothing?
fangurl4eva: thats rite
*scoe signed off
jilted_noir: How frustrating
fangurl4eva: sry thats the way it is
*kc_masterpiece is Back
*liquid_Ice is Back
kc_masterpiece: Scoe went to bed
jilted_noir: Good, I hope she sleeps well
fangurl4eva: hiiiii matt
liquid_ice: **gulp**
*shmeiliarockie signed on
shmeiliarockie: Woo! Eerie marathon on the Big Orange Couch™!
kc_masterpiece: I’m there
*kc_masterpiece signed off
jilted_noir: Yuck, I don’t want to watch their make out fest
jilted_noir: I think I’ll go Scoe’s route and head to bed instead
shmeiliarockie: **raspberries**
*jilted_noir74 signed off
shmeiliarockie: You in Fangirl? It stars Dash X…
fangurl4eva: oooh dashx is so hawt
*fangurl4eva signed off
shmeiliarockie: mmhmm, Matt?
liquid_ice: Oh, I don’t know… I’m trying to avoid being in the same room with teh Rabid
shmeiliarockie: Oh come on! It’ll be fun!
liquid_ice: … Okay, but I’m bringing a baseball bat
shmeiliarockie: Sold!

April 13, 2005
12:32 AM
caseycat: I’m bored… And hungry
toasterhappy: me too
scuttle360: Oh stop complaining
caseycat: Hey Zarg lets raid the trash can!
toasterhappy: Sure bet buddy!!1!
*caseycat is Away: Mmm, scraps!
scuttle360: I don’t think that’s such a good idea guys…
*toasterhappy is Away: Mmm, garbage!
scuttle360: Come back here!
scuttle360: Humph
*scuttle360 is Away: Pigs, both of them!
2:51 PM
scoe@kcai.edu: Wow, what a beautiful movie
shmeiliarockie: **cries** It was horrible!
jilted_noir: What movie?
scoe@kcai.edu: Some movie we watched in class
scoe@kcai.edu: Didn’t catch the title
scoe@kcai.edu: Story of my life
shmeiliarockie: Why did you have to bring me along? **sniff**
scoe@kcai.edu: I wasn’t about to face them alone
jilted_noir: So how’d it go?
scoe@kcai.edu: Not bad at all
shmeiliarockie: She only cried during the movie
scoe@kcai.edu: I did not cry, my allergies were acting up!
jilted_noir: You tell her, Scoe! **wink**
shmeiliarockie: So what’d you do today, Rowena?
jilted_noir: Eh, you know… The ususal
scoe@kcai.edu: Stoned before lunch?
jilted_noir: More or less
jilted_noir:Your critters made a mess and I had to clean up after them
scoe@kcai.edu: Mine?
jilted_noir: Shmeilia’s
scoe@kcai.edu: Oh
shmeiliarockie: What critters?
jilted_noir: You know, the talking animals
shmeiliarockie: Garz and Zarg?
jilted_noir: And the cat
shmeiliarockie: hmm
shmeiliarockie: Sorry, I’ll talk to them
shmeiliarockie: brb
jilted_noir: You do that
*shmeiliarockie is Away: **Parent Mode**
jilted_noir: Anyway
scoe@kcai.edu: It’s beautiful outside
jilted_noir: Wouldn’t know I haven’t seen sunlight in years
scoe@kcai.edu: I sat in the tulips and stared at the sky for a while
scoe@kcai.edu: Got my fifteen minutes of sun
scoe@kcai.edu: Still havent’ really recovered from that movie
jilted_noir: Did you really cry?
scoe@kcai.edu: Nah, came close though
scoe@kcai.edu: Talked with HIM afterward
jilted_noir: Oh?
scoe@kcai.edu: We discussed the movie, and it went very well
jilted_noir: Good, good
*shmeiliarockie is Back
jilted_noir: wb, sis
scoe@kcai.edu: hey again
shmeiliarockie: Sorry about that
shmeiliarockie: Zarg and Casey went trash raiding
jilted_noir: What about the other one?
shmeiliarockie: Garz? I don’t think he had anything to do with it
scoe@kcai.edu: What makes you say that?
shmeiliarockie: He eats people food now
shmeiliarockie: And he has quite polite table manners
scoe@kcai.edu: ic
shmeiliarockie: But he didn’t say anything, so I dunno **shrugs**
scoe@kcai.edu: hey I’m sorry I missed the Eerie Marathon yesterday
shmeiliarockie: Don’t worry I think we’ll see the whole thing tomorrow
jilted_noir: All 19 episodes? That’s like nine and a half hours
scoe@kcai.edu: Count me in, JM is a hotty
jilted_noir: Stop you sound like Fangirl again
shmeiliarockie: XD
scoe@kcai.edu: Well, its true! Admit it
jilted_noir: Okay, I give up.
jilted_noir: Dash is teh sex
shmeiliarockie: Does that mean you’ll make it?
jilted_noir: I guess, sure